I hate the Internet.
There. I said it. The Internet is useless to me…. unless of course, you are reading this on the said Internet. Then, I love the Internet because it is bringing me much needed attention and a justification of my Narcissism.
Yeah. I am a Narcist but I had a therapist once tell me that I was the nicest Narcist he had ever met. That’s gotta be good for something.
Now enough about me… let’s talk about me…. and my loathing of the Internet.
If you are looking for information, the Internet is just a giant piece of shit now. You can find whatever you want for whatever point of view you need. You can no longer use it to find the Truth. For every one fact, you can find another to contradict it. Want an example?
- Hitler was a nasty, evil man.
- Hitler was the perfect person to be the head of his local Junior League.
Ok. Maybe that wasn’t quite opposite. How about this:
The Internet is no longer a place to learn. It is merely a place to opine. It’s gotten to the point that I have to now go dig up Hitler’s body and give him a squeeze down below to count his balls.
He’s not buried anywhere? He was lit on fire?
I’ll ask the Internet.
- Official: KGB chief ordered Hitler’s remains destroyed
- The INCREDIBLE picture that ‘proves’ Adolf Hitler lived to 95 with his Brazilian lover
That went well. At least it’s one or the other, right?
Oh shit. This is becoming a calculus problem now. One nut x 2 people + three more nuts divided by my sanity….squared. Solve for Zeta.
Stupid fucking Internet. I guess it’s only good for buying guns or watching porn.
(Most of you who know me thought I would say “Midget Porn” instead of just “porn” but that’s not true about the Internet. The Internet seems only to have about 3 or 4 Little People Porkers in its adult film collection. I know there are more. I have seen the lists.)
(Or have I?)